Tom Cotton

“Donald was simply ringing a warning bell. God I love bells, don’t you? Cowbell, handbell, full circle, and carillon. of course. Have you heard a bonshō? Or an agogô? God, they are…
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The Democrat secretary of state who unilaterally decided to boot former President Donald Trump off Maine’s GOP presidential primary ballot is the poster child for the failures of…
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Start SlideshowMany politicians seem to believe they know enough about medicine to determine whether certain procedures are medically necessary or not. The Onion asked elected…
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It didn’t take long for The Washington Post’s new opinion editor Alexi McCammond — already twice disgraced by controversies at two previous magazines — to prove her continued…
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Start SlideshowWhile it’s common knowledge that citizens have very little influence on elected officials, The Onion asked U.S. politicians how their constituents feel about a…
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Start SlideshowWith the Palestinian death toll rapidly rising and conditions in Gaza deteriorating into a humanitarian crisis amid the Israeli invasion, The Onion asked politicians…
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The same week it regurgitated Hamas propaganda claiming Israel struck a Gaza-based hospital, The New York Times decided to rehire a writer who previously praised former German…
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Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton is demanding answers from Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin on why the Pentagon is reportedly incorporating so-called “gender-neutral language” into military…
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As U.S. birth rates hit a record low, right wing pundits are urging Americans to do everything they can to avoid a “baby bust.” The Onion asked conservatives to explain why they…
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Nearly a dozen Senate Republicans are calling on the Defense Department’s (DOD) inspector general to launch an investigation into Pentagon official Colin Kahl for purportedly…
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