Trump inauguration

'Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower
The Donald reflected on his newfound power…

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We’d like to thank a follower on our 100 Percent FED UP Facebook page for sending us this AWESOME poem to celebrate President-elect Donald J. Trump and his inauguration:

‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE INAUGURATION:

‘Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The Deplorable masses had come out in force
Delivered a victory that would chart a new course

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes
The media had lied to them . . . ‘What a great surprise
They had been promised a blowout a criminal Hillary win
But instead ole criminal Hillary took one right on the chin

From all corners celebrities took their far left cue
Telling the deplorables’ we’re far smarter than you
In their high-horse bubble, with no working-class clue
They tell us all we must follow their out of touch view

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost
They can’t understand all the reasons they lost
Blaming it on Comey and Russian excuses are sad
Failing to acknowledge she was the one who was bad

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Yes, Hillary Clinton, in so many ways was flawed
She couldn’t help exposing she was a lying fraud
The campaign revealed her corruptness and greed
Her speeches insulted deplorables’ votes she’d need

Out in the city streets there arose such a clatter
It was Soros-paid protestors…Black Lives Matter
With businesses to pillage and windows to shatter
Looting was their game knowing issues did not matter

Eight years of Obama had given them plenty of cause
To yearn for a replacement with another Santa Claus
Soon the bottom-feeder criminals will all feel the pain
When the wheels fall right off of their gravy train

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear
Upset the PC police will soon be out on their ear
The cocoa and crayons will help them for a while
But soon reality will creep in and cramp their style

I would’ve supported any Republican that rose
In the end I would vote for whoever we choose
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would concede
The one they call Trump is the one that we need

I saw him on TV in front of a very large crowd
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud
He spoke about energy safety prosperity and jobs
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat
The Bruno’s he wore made his outfit complete
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit
And he looked presidential, I will have to admit

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile the best
His hair was the color of my old hunting vest
His love for this country was on full display
His actions spoke louder than his words could say

He thanked all his voters, and before he was off
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama played golf
Fate of this country he leaves nothing to chance
Filled out his superior cabinet weeks in advance

The men he had chosen were of the same mind
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet

“Now Mattis ‘Now Kelly ‘Now Sessions’ And Pruitt’
On Perry’ On Flynn’ You’re the ones who can do it
Start lifting those restrictions and building that wall
Dash away ‘Mattis ‘Kelly’ and ‘Flynn ‘Dash away all!

The roar of his audience rose from the stands
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears
They knew it was going to be a productive four years

He then jumped into his limo, and off to his jet
A fellow that snowflake liberals won’t soon forget

He sent one more tweet as the evening expired
“Happy Inauguration to all, “OBAMA > YOU’RE FIRED!”

-Anonymous

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  1. Dianna Newman 8 months ago

    I can tell you who wrote this, and shame on the person that plagiarized it! No it is not word for word, but only a few phrases are changed from what Tony Olson, author of “Spin Game” wrote as a Christmas poem for all his conservative friends. Posted it on Facebook on Dec 21, 2016, well before this came out. This version is good, but shame on the the person who took Tony’s well-written poem, changed a few words, never mentioned someone else wrote it, and published it as annonymous, as if it was their own. You be the judge: https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10208016841247556&id=1494289410

    Tony Olson
    December 21, 2016 at 1:57pm ·
    I wrote this Christmas poem for all of my conservative friends.

    A Very Trump Christmas
    Twas the night before Christmas, and up in the tower,
    The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
    The conservative masses had come out in force,
    And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
    The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
    The media lied to them . . . what a surprise.
    They had been promised a Hillary win,
    But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
    And though from all corners celebrities flew,
    They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
    They talked about climate, racism, and such,
    And they made up good stories . . . but didn’t know much.
    The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
    And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
    They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
    But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
    Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
    Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
    The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
    And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
    So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
    It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
    With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
    They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
    Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
    To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
    But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
    When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.
    And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
    Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
    The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
    But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
    I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
    In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
    He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
    The one they call Trump is the one that we need.
    I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
    He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
    He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
    Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.
    He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
    And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
    For a man of his vintage he seemed rather fit,
    And he looked presidential, I have to admit.
    His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
    And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
    His love for this country was on full display,
    And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
    He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
    Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
    The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
    So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
    The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
    Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
    He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
    With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
    “Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! and Pruitt!
    On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
    Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
    Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”
    The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
    He kissed all their babies, and shook all their hands.
    He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
    They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
    Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
    A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
    He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
    “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND OBAMA – YOU”RE FIRED!”

    It is sad that this happens, he wrote it for fun not for profit. He is annoyed someone did this, yet at the same time flattered that they thought it was good enough to plagiarize.

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