Woman To Shelve Belief That Gender Is Social Construct For Few Minutes While Boyfriend Changes Flat Tire On Side Of Road

LOS ANGELES, CA—Local woman and self-described feminist Ruby Alexis decided to temporarily shelve her firmly held belief that gender is nothing but a social construct while her boyfriend changed her car’s flat tire on the side of the road, sources confirmed Tuesday.

The automotive mishap occurred during her morning commute, and pulling off the highway, she immediately called her boyfriend and asked him to leave his place of employment to come and change the tire out for her vehicle’s spare. “I don’t know how to do this stuff—c’mon, you’re the boyyy,” the staunch progressive reportedly reasoned during the phone call.

Alexis’s boyfriend agreed to come to her rescue, enabling her brief bout of patriarchal, socially regressive sexism.

At publishing time, sources had further confirmed that the woman also betrays her feminist ideals and embraces traditional gender roles every garbage day, when her yard needs to be mowed, and whenever in the vicinity of a crime or possible physical altercation.