Major Homosexual Publication Declares That 2018 Is An ‘Excellent Year’ With A “Glorious Sexual Future” Because More Homosexuals Are Licking And Eating The Feces Of Other Homosexuals Than Ever Before

Pink News from the UK reports that 2018 is an ‘excellent year’ with a “glorious sexual future” because more homosexuals than ever before are partaking in a practice called “rimming,” – as in the rim of a toilet bowl- which is where a homosexual thrusts his tongue into the rectum of another homosexual to stimulate him:

A hashtag cataloguing attractive gay men who engage in rimming has gone viral.

And why did such a wonderful event occur?

Because we’re stepping into a glorious sexual future, that’s why.

#FineMenThatEatAss has taken over Twitter this week, with gay men coming out to share their preference and selfies with the world.

And just in case there was any doubt about the nature of the hashtag in terms of its sexuality, people were ready to set the record straight – so to speak.

One person wrote: “The str8s thought that #FineMenThatEatAss was for them?!!”

Another said: “If you’re straight and you participate in #FineMenThatEatAss that is cultural appropriation”.

Fair.

And yet another wrote: “girls realising the tag is for gays 😂😂😂😂.”

But let’s get to the real event: the loud and proud declarations that with these men, anilingus is always on the table.

One wrote: “You are all welcome”.

Another said: “THIS IS REALLY A THING AND IM HERE FOR IT.”

“Let me Jump in 👅😂” was one enthusiast’s comment.

And he wasn’t content with just one post.

One person wrote: “One time for the one time 😁.”

Another said: “what can I say ya boy be hungry 🍽😆.”

Which makes sense. We can relate.

“I’m late but ima join anyway 😭👅” said another contributor

One person said: “You know I had to do it”.

And another opted for a pun to make his point

He wrote: “finally a thirst trap hashtag i can get… BEHIND.”

Of course, as many of us will know, oral-to-anal sex is loved by many.

So many, in fact, that Google searches around the topic are through the roof – including those looking for the official definition of rimming or the top tips for giving a great ass job.

Search terms like “rimming vid” are also massively popular as people enjoy watching the act sometimes as much as performing it.

Lots of people still have questions about eating their partner’s bum, such as “how to clean my ass before sex” and “do women enjoy rimming?”

So, if you’re in an environment where you can look at an article which explains the finer intricacies of rimming, we have just the thing for you. (source)

For years, Shoebat.com told you about how homosexuals love to masturbate with feces. (source)

For years, Shoebat.com told you about how homosexual porn frequently involves eating feces and drinking urine. (source)

For years, Shoebat.com told you about how the homosexuals admit themselves that they love to eat feces even though it spreads diseases, and then the homosexuals them blame “the government” for why they became sick. (source)

For years, other Christians have warned about the evil, disgusting, and deviant practices of the LGBT:

All the signs were there. They are disgusting and disturbing to look at, but failure to recognize or heed the signs does not stop the consequences they will bring from happening if they are not dealt with.

And here it is, 2018, and feces eating has now become “viral” among homosexuals.

Just as we warned.

You’re welcome.

Jesus Christ is King