U.S.—A newly approved emergency contraception pill dubbed “Plan C” simply aborts your conscience, allowing you to have an abortion without worrying about pesky side effects like guilt.
“Plan A is not to get pregnant, Plan B is to take a pill to get rid of the baby, while Plan C is to stop your conscience from being so bothered by the killing of another human,” an executive at the pharmaceutical company that patented the pill said. “For too long, women have been forced to participate in abortion without anything to treat those pangs of guilt. Now, they can get the procedure done with almost none.”
The Plan C pills are available over the counter or in a stronger prescription-only form for people with a much more resilient sense of right and wrong. Abortion doctors are pushing this new pill hard, and are rumored to even be taking the pill themselves to help with the guilt-covered side effects of participating in so many abortions.
“Ask your doctor if Plan C is right for you,” one commercial for the pill proclaims.
Unplanned is the true story of Abby Johnson, Planned Parenthood’s youngest director for eight years—until the day she saw something that changed everything. People who allow their conscience to speak inevitably become pro-life.
Unplanned is now playing in a theater near you.
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