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Christians Call For Boycott Of Fruity Pebbles For Blatant Support Of Pride Month

U.S.—Christians across the country called for a boycott of Fruity Pebbles for its “blatant and obvious” support of Pride Month, thanks to the cereal’s rainbow colors.

Activist groups called out the Post cereal company for marketing Fruity Pebbles to children with their Pride Month colors, which look suspiciously like their normal colors and packaging. The Christians are vowing not to purchase Fruity Pebbles until Post agrees to stop selling the rainbow-colored Pride Month boxes.

“Fruity Pebbles is obviously targeting children with this Pride Month advertising, and it’s revolting,” said Tom Bobson, a popular Christian radio host. “I was walking through the supermarket and spotted Fruity Pebbles’ new pride month colors, and I couldn’t believe my eyes.”

“This is America in 2019, folks: it’s falling apart right in front of our eyes,” he added before reading off an ad for a Christian assault rifle.

At publishing time, horrified Christians had discovered Fruit Loops.

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