WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what’s being called a “4D chess move” worthy of the greatest 4D chess grandmasters in the universe, President Trump was able to distract from some seriously questionable tweets by posting even more questionable tweets, sources confirmed over the weekend.
“See, when they are fighting about your racist tweets, the winning thing to do is to fire off a few more,” Trump told confused White House aides. “They won’t know what hit ’em. You broadside ’em. You don’t even ask, you just slam out a whole bunch of ’em. It’s the greatest strategy. It works every time. Every time.”
Republican strategists who were defending Trump’s old racist tweets then had to jump on his new racist tweets. Then, while they were trying to figure out a way to defend them, Trump dropped even newer ones, forcing them to defend a whole host of racist stuff he said.
“It’s kinda exhausting if I’m being honest,” said one Republican strategist. “But what else are we going to do? Take a stand for our values? Ha, good one.”
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