In Response To Question About Raising Taxes, Elizabeth Warren Comes Out As A Gay Man
WESTERVILLE, OH—After presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren was pressed on her plan to raise taxes on the middle class, Warren boldly answered the question by coming out as a gay man.
“I’m glad you asked,” she said. “Actually, this question has encouraged me to address some other things about my life, and I’m now ready to come clean: I have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a gay man.”
Warren gestured to her opponent Pete Buttigieg and nodded. “Just like this man here, I am gay.”
The audience stood and applauded her bravery. Not wanting to be outdone, Buttigieg quickly came out as a double-gay lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
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