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2019

New Woke Football League To Feature Moving Goal Posts

SAN FRANCISO, CA—A group of intersectional trans-vegan fair trade climate activists announced plans to form a new Woke Football League, sources confirmed Thursday. “The WFL will offer a globally conscious alternative to the National…

Dems Get Started On Trump’s Next Impeachment

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Having just made the historic step of impeaching President Trump, the freshman Democrats in Congress knew exactly what they wanted to do next: “Let's impeach him again!” they cried. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi did not…

Supreme Court Deals Major Victory To The Homeless

There has been a growing intolerance of homeless people in the US and Western World, where through laws and local ordinances, the homeless are finding their very existence being criminalized. However, a recent refusal by the Supreme Court…

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