WATCH: Joe Biden Just Completely Botched the Pledge of Allegiance; VIDEO: The One Where Joe Biden Says ‘I Lost My Line’ in the Middle of a Softball Interview, and there’s LOTS MORE

WATCH: Joe Biden Just Completely Botched the Pledge of Allegiance:

During a campaign speech on Monday, Joe Biden attempted to quote the Pledge of Allegiance, and instead delivered a jumbled version of it, saying, “I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real.”

I suppose he’ll want credit for including “under God,” but I suspect he only included it because Trump has been calling out the Democrats for excluding it during their convention.

Watch as Biden tries and fails to quote the pledge: —>READ MORE HERE

VIDEO: The One Where Joe Biden Says ‘I Lost My Line’ in the Middle of a Softball Interview:

Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden seems to be very confused. In this interview with Telemundo’s Noticias, Biden promises that if elected he will freeze deportations of illegal immigrants/aliens for the first 100 days of his presidency.

Why 100 days, and not 10 or 1000? Eh, because. We’re not supposed to think too hard about these completely made up, arbitrary deadlines politicians throw out. They supposedly sound good.

Actually they sound phony, but don’t tell pro handlers that. It’s one of their go-to tricks.

And why just unilaterally trash the law about deportations and “importations” like this? Because Biden thinks it benefits him to say so. —>READ MORE HERE

Biden: ‘I Carry with Me, in My Pocket, Do I Have That? Anyone? Where’s My Staff? I Gave It Away’:

Before Joe Biden signed up for the rigors of the 2020 presidential campaign, he spoke to his old boss, Barack Obama, on a number of occasions. During their conversations, the former president reportedly had this bit of advice for his former vice president, according to The New York Times: “You don’t have to do this, Joe, you really don’t.”

Later, after Joe decided he really did have to do this, Obama took a keen interest in Biden’s campaign, although not necessarily because he was offering tacit support. In one meeting with Biden’s senior campaign staff, he emphasized that they shouldn’t let Biden “embarrass himself” or “damage his legacy.”

It’s not difficult to see why Obama offered this advice: The Democratic presidential nominee, who was never quite Gore Vidal when it came to crafting quips, has become a stumbling parody of what was already a stumbling parody. —>READ MORE HERE

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