Threat To Democracy: This Defeated Presidential Candidate Keeps Claiming Election Was Stolen

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what many people are calling a threat to democracy and a dangerous undermining of our electoral process, this presidential candidate keeps suggesting the election she ran in was stolen.

The deranged presidential candidate continues to question the results of the election, despite official sources all agreeing that she lost fair and square.

“RIGGED ELECTION!” the failed presidential candidate shouted at a recent speech, for which she charged $750,000. “I SHOULD HAVE WON BY 50 POINTS! WE WERE HACKED! MANY VOTES WERE CHANGED! NOT GOOD! I WON, AND I WON BIG! IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE FAKE RUSSIAN VOTES I’D HAVE TAKEN THE MIDWEST EASILY!”

“RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIAAAAAA!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!” 

Aides were then forced to tranquilize her and take her back to her padded cell designed to look like the White House again.