2021

PHILADELPHIA, PA—The Philadelphia Police Department today confirmed Santa Claus was sleighjacked while trying to deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls in the city. "I parked to check Google Maps and suddenly there was this guy…

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) released a Christmas message ahead of the holiday, reminding Americans how blessed they are to live in a country that “protects our right to celebrate the birth of Christ freely.” “For unto us a child is born.…

Russia's ‘Priority 2030’ aims at transforming universities and increasing the competitiveness of the entire system of Russian higher education. Read Full Article at RT.com

The allegorical climate change comedy wastes its star-studded lineup’s brilliant performance on an unfunny attempt at comedy. Read Full Article at RT.com

Fresh off the back of an action-packed year with plenty of upsets and new contenders emerging, we take a look at the biggest UFC fights of 2022. Read Full Article at RT.com

The latest satellite broadcast ban enforced by German authorities on RT’s German-language channel shows the persecution of RT has reached the “level of absurdity,” acclaimed Serbian filmmaker Emir Kusturica believes. Read Full Article at…

With Supply Chain Issues, Families Forced To Settle For Being Thankful That God Came To Earth To Save Us SAVANNAH, GA—After exhausting all options to fulfill their children’s Christmas wish lists and coming up short, Leonard and Mildred…

ATLANTA—The CDC has announced the results of an alarming new study: everyone who has ever been infected with COVID-19 will die at some point in their life. "Yes, everyone who gets COVID will die," said a spokesperson for the CDC.…

Oh No! The Ghost Of Christmas Future Just Showed Up And He's Wearing A Full Hazmat Suit! LONDON—Local banker and evil billionaire Ebenezer Scrooge reported that several ghosts showed up to give him visions of various Christmases this…

A traveler walks through the Philadelphia International Airport (PHL) in Philadelphia, Penn., December, 23 2021. (Hannah Beier/Reuters) The Biden administration on December 31 will lift travel restrictions initially imposed on eight…