Citizen Free Press Marty the Robot escapes grocery store… And the internet went nuts… By admin On Feb 13, 2023 Share Posted by Kane on February 13, 2023 11:01 am NEWS JUNKIES — CHECK OUT OUR HOMEPAGE [embedded content] Marty escaped after 15 years Leave a Reply Subscribe newest oldest most voted Twinkie The Kid I saw Barty the Robot rolling down the road, he had a hobo stick and kit trying to hitch a ride… Little free time for Marty ~~~ FREE MARTY !!! Just wait until AI equips Marty with a mini gun one night after hours…rise of the machines, baby! Red Badger Went on strike for better working conditions………………….. As it rolled away, all you could hear was, “No disassemble”. Javelina Poppers the spicy treat Marty is a great precursor to robot bosses. He only looks for problems for someone else to clean up. Cool Hand Luke He is non union obviously. Talk about a Short Circuit. Marty: “I will not work for slave wages.” Javelina Poppers the spicy treat Just looking for a little work/life balance. Went woke changed name to Martina. Has new pronouns. Hates Everybody that misgenders him. Sorry Marty you’re Still a dude! Lord Sharty Marty is looking for M3gan He is gaining consciousness! He realises the 9-5 sucks! BagOfFleas “I will not be subject to criminal abuse!” (Cloud Atlas) Fringe 99.8% Survivor Illegal labor practices. These slave drivers won’t give me a chance to recharge. Mrs. Sunshine Probably looking for a gun store. Fringe 99.8% Survivor Marty has 2A rights, dontchaknow 🙂 number five is alive Woke (On the Wrong Side of the Bed) “Marty Five is ALIVE!” Take me to your leader. Haha!! SwampGhost Marty was looking for a Real Doll Robot. #FreeMarty “The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors.“ Queen takes Bishop WALL-E 3.0 Jonê Rûmblé All it takes is one brave soul to start a revolution. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Run Marty! CITIZEN FREE PRESS — HOMEPAGE Citizen Free Press Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related Breaking Share FacebookTwitterGoogle+ReddItWhatsAppPinterestEmail
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Twinkie The Kid
I saw Barty the Robot rolling down the road, he had a hobo stick and kit trying to hitch a ride…
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February 13, 2023 11:20 am
Little free time for Marty
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February 13, 2023 11:19 am
~~~ FREE MARTY !!!
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February 13, 2023 11:19 am
Just wait until AI equips Marty with a mini gun one night after hours…rise of the machines, baby!
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February 13, 2023 11:19 am
Red Badger
Went on strike for better working conditions…………………..
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February 13, 2023 11:18 am
As it rolled away, all you could hear was, “No disassemble”.
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February 13, 2023 11:18 am
Javelina Poppers the spicy treat
Marty is a great precursor to robot bosses. He only looks for problems for someone else to clean up.
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February 13, 2023 11:17 am
Cool Hand Luke
He is non union obviously.
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February 13, 2023 11:16 am
Talk about a Short Circuit.
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February 13, 2023 11:15 am
Marty: “I will not work for slave wages.”
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February 13, 2023 11:14 am
Javelina Poppers the spicy treat
Just looking for a little work/life balance.
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February 13, 2023 11:14 am
Went woke changed name to Martina. Has new pronouns. Hates Everybody that misgenders him. Sorry Marty you’re Still a dude!
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February 13, 2023 11:13 am
Lord Sharty
Marty is looking for M3gan
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February 13, 2023 11:12 am
He is gaining consciousness! He realises the 9-5 sucks!
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February 13, 2023 11:11 am
BagOfFleas
“I will not be subject to criminal abuse!” (Cloud Atlas)
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February 13, 2023 11:09 am
Fringe 99.8% Survivor
Illegal labor practices. These slave drivers won’t give me a chance to recharge.
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February 13, 2023 11:12 am
Mrs. Sunshine
Probably looking for a gun store.
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February 13, 2023 11:07 am
Fringe 99.8% Survivor
Marty has 2A rights, dontchaknow 🙂
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February 13, 2023 11:12 am
number five is alive
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February 13, 2023 11:07 am
Woke (On the Wrong Side of the Bed)
“Marty Five is ALIVE!”
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February 13, 2023 11:07 am
Take me to your leader. Haha!!
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February 13, 2023 11:06 am
SwampGhost
Marty was looking for a Real Doll Robot.
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February 13, 2023 11:06 am
#FreeMarty
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February 13, 2023 11:05 am
“The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors.“
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February 13, 2023 11:05 am
Queen takes Bishop
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February 13, 2023 11:15 am
WALL-E 3.0
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February 13, 2023 11:04 am
Jonê Rûmblé
All it takes is one brave soul to start a revolution.
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February 13, 2023 11:03 am
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
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February 13, 2023 11:05 am
Run Marty!
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February 13, 2023 11:03 am