Jesus' Coming Back

Spectacularly absurd climate predicitions…

The Earth’s elliptical orbit around the Sun combined with the Precessionary cycle regulates our glacial and interglacial periods. Carbon Dioxide at .38 of one percent of our atmosphere is still a trace gas, and therefore cannot cause runaway anthropogenic global warming or cooling. CO2 levels have previously been higher.

Climate Change is a religious cult whose goal is to control your freedoms. These are people who have trouble ordering their own lives, yet they want to control yours.

Using the same logic they used with C-19, they use irrational logic to control you. “You are not wearing a mask which will cause my grandma in Cleveland to die from Covid!” “The unvaxxed in Florida are endangering someone in San Diego.”

The tenants for my religion are as follows:

The Earth was populated with humans to convert an overabundance of the dangerous crude oil into CO2 as it is a plant fertilizer. By using crude oil, we are eliminating this waste product that our Earth is creating daily from reaching the Earth’s molten core and causing a huge explosion which would create our solar system’s second asteroid belt.

“All hail BIG OIL!” ‘ALL HAIL BIG SUV!” “ALL HAIL GLOBAL TRAVEL!” “ALL HAIL CLIMATE CONTROLLED HOMES!”

“PRAISE BE TO OUR GOD, CRUDE OIL”

My religion is no worse nor better than theirs. Except, I am not trying to control your life. Live and let live.

Citizen Free Press

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