May 8, 2023

When I was a child, one of my favorite movies was 1989’s Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.  For those who may have missed this Gen-Xer nostalgic gem, it’s a buddy comedy about two good-hearted teenaged slackers (played by Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves) who are more interested in making terrible music than in schoolwork, and in order to prevent their imminent failure in a high school history report, a fixer from the future (played by the late George Carlin) goes back in time to offer them a time machine which can help them gain the knowledge needed to pass.

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The duo is comically ignorant of history, even by my then ten-year-old standards.  Caesar, in their limited knowledge, was “a salad dressing dude,” and Napoleon was a “short, dead dude.”  But what recently entered my memory while encountering items in the new cycle was what they say of George Washington while studying for the report. 

Bill, quizzing Ted about George Washington, asks Ted for facts about the man:

Ted [confidently]:  Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick.

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Bill [puzzlingly]: That’s Captain Ahab, dude. 

As a child, I certainly understood the humor in that scene.  I already knew that Washington was purported to have had wooden teeth, and much else — like that he’d supposedly chopped down a cherry tree and refused to lie about it, and that he was a general in the Revolutionary War, and that he was our first president, and that he was so important that his face was on Mount Rushmore.  And I definitely knew how ridiculous it was to confuse George Washington with Captain Ahab (who I knew well from Gregory Peck’s portrayal in the movie). 

In other words, there was no need to provide a cipher for the audience to understand the action or comedy taking place on screen, as it was generally understood that even the youngest of viewers would understand the joke in 1989 America, and that the movie was speaking to an audience that was far more enlightened than the main characters. 

Fast forward to an article in Screen Rant that I encountered when the long-awaited (and unfortunately disappointing) third installment to the series, Bill and Ted Face the Music, came out in 2020.  The article seeks to inform readers of all the historical figures referenced in the movie, and there is a scene which very obviously recreates the famous painting, Washington Crossing the Delaware (1851).

“As fans of Hamilton will know,” writes Quinn Hough, “George Washington was the first president of the United States.”

Is that supposed to be a joke?  Is it a forced and desperate attempt to connect with readers by invoking the pop-culture phenomenon that was the Hamilton musical?  Or have we truly reached a point where younger movie fans are more likely to know that George Washington was the first president from having watched a fictional reimagining of the Founders as bi-racial characters (so as to make the Founders more palatable to modern woke viewers) than to have learned that fact in school or as a matter of their national inheritance?