July 2024

Disney, United States – After the runaway success of Pixar’s sequel film Inside Out 2, the studio has announced a third film is in the works centering around their most controversial emotion-turned character yet, Diarrhea. “We’ve seen some…

CAPE BRETON REGIONAL MUNICIPALITY – In a surprise move, the residents of Cape Breton island in Nova Scotia have announced that as early as next year, Cape Breton will have its own small and incredibly annoying time zone right between the…

LEE'S SUMMIT, MO — A local church faced a challenging task in filling an open position on the staff after its youth pastor announced his retirement from ministry to become a professional foosball player.Jeremy Wyatt held a press conference…

A vote for Kamala Harris in November would be a vote for four more years of President Joe Biden’s failed agenda, Republican vice presidential nominee Sen. JD Vance (R-OH) said during an interview on The Charlie Kirk Show on Wednesday. “I…

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave a rousing performance about the importance of US-Israel relations in his speech to the US Congress and managed to compliment both current US President Joe Biden and former US President Donald Trump,…

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu criticized anti-Israel protesters who hold up signs saying, “Gays for Gaza,” pointing out the absurdity of it. “Some of these protesters hold up signs proclaiming, ‘Gays for Gaza,'” Netanyahu said…

ST. PAUL, MN — Sources within the Garrison household reported that local seven-pound newborn Marcus required a cool 3,290 pounds of luggage for a brief overnight trip.According to Mrs. Stephanie Garrison, her husband had just finished…

Anti-Israel protesters gathered outside of Union Station in Washington, DC, on Wednesday and removed American flags from flag poles, replacing them with Palestinian flags. Video footage posted to X shows Palestinian flags at the top of flag…

More horrific details are coming out about what happened on October 7th. One story has come out that further sheds light on the evil that occurred. One man was captured, spat on, denuded and laughed at as he was being raped by Hamas…

The IDF recovered the body of hostage Maya Goren, 56, in a military operation in Gaza on Wednesday.Goren is from Kibbutz Nir Oz; the community issued a statement saying: "After over nine months, she was brought back home for burial. The…