August 2024

NANAIMO, BC – Local woman Michelle Jennings has been labelled as some form of all-seeing sorceress after perfectly timing her edible to the end of her workday. Jennings, who largely works from home as an executive assistant to some guy…

The National Security Agency—the long-secret, then merely extremely secretive signals-intelligence behemoth—is launching a podcast to tell the public about its clandestine activities.Dubbed “No Such Podcast” after the "No Such Agency"…

Therapist Takes Big Swing Calling Client’s Ex A Bitch - The Onion Advertising Trending News Recent News Join The Millions Of Others Who Entered In…

A Berlin Holocaust memorial honoring non-Jews who protested against the persecution of their Jewish family members was vandalized with anti-Israel graffiti on Wednesday, according to the Berlin Police and European Jewish Congress."Jews are…

The mosquito-borne virus eastern equine encephalitis, also known as triple E, has led to voluntary lockdowns in multiple Massachusetts towns. The Onion answers all the important questions you have regarding the potentially…

CHICAGO—Confirming the impressive but limited scope of the birds’ cognitive abilities, a study published Thursday by the University of Chicago found that crows were intelligent enough to steal trinkets, but foolish enough to think that…

The military has destroyed 80% of the tunnels in the Rafah area, IDF sources on Thursday claimed, while also confirming Defense Minister Yoav Gallant’s announcement on August 21 that Hamas’s last battalion there had been taken apart.Despite…

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