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2024

Biden Finally Claims Title Of Worst Living President

SAINT CROIX — What had already been a relaxing family vacation to usher in the coming new year became the site of an even greater celebration, as news of the death of former President Jimmy Carter made it official that Joe Biden had finally…

Fiddler can’t afford roof

ST. JOHN’S, NL – The Canadian housing crisis reached new heights this week with a renowned fiddler unable to afford a roof. Viola Green, 35, a prolific fiddle player who has toured with major Canadian acts such as Great Big Ocean, Red…

Houthis brag about thirteen attacks on Israel

The Iranian-backed Houthis say that they have carried out 13 attacks on Israel over the last ten days. The claims were repeated by Iran’s state media. This indicates how the Houthis are carrying out their attacks in order to show off their…

World’s Oldest Known Wild Bird Lays Egg At 74

Wisdom, a Laysan albatross and the world’s oldest known wild bird, laid an egg at the approximate age of 74, a feat given that members of the species usually only live for 12-40 years. What do you think? “Does the world really need…

Jimmy Carter: A Jewish tragedy

Among many other time-tested attributes, the Jewish people have a long memory. Aid us in the manner of the ancient Persian King Cyrus, and we will remember you forever fondly. Cross us as Seleucid King Antiochus IV did, and we will curse…

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