2025

CNN chief data analyst Harry Enten said Thursday on CNN’s “News Central” that there was a “revolt” with Democratic Party voters who “hate” what the leaders are doing. Enten said, “This, I think, is a revolt, a revolt that is going on within…

President Donald Trump plans to meet on Thursday with Atlantic Editor-in-Chief Jeffrey Goldberg, who published the Signal story in March and the hoax story claiming Trump called fallen World War I soldiers “suckers” and “losers.” Trump…

Changes in the data reflecting the number of Palestinian deaths in the Israel-Hamas war are the result of the “revision and verification process” and not manipulation or inflation by Hamas, Zaher al-Wahidi, an official for the Hamas-run…

VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic overdose. “Our autopsy found the Holy…

Secretary of State Marco Rubio has announced plans to make sweeping cuts to the State Department, which he called “bloated” and “bureaucratic.” What do you think? “Nobody has ever been able to explain to me what the rest of the…

SLIDELL, LA — According to sources, the children of local father Jaxon Holt are completely ignorant of how cool their dad is.Holt, who has a steady job working in business insurance and drives a Honda Fit, loves his children dearly and…

Music, while thoroughly enjoyable and a beautiful form of artistic expression, is often full of logical fallacies and outright misinformation. Having an expert separate the truth from the lies can be helpful.The Babylon Bee enlisted famed…

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local man Asher Grayson, who recently graduated from Harvard with a degree in neuroscience, confessed he feels woefully unprepared to join the workforce because the only thing he knows how to do is chant "Free…

Earlier this month, more than 12,000 runners raced through the streets of Beijing in a half marathon—accompanied by more than 20 humanoid robots. While the prize money for the first robot to cross the finish line was a paltry CNY5,000…

President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Wednesday prohibiting college and university accreditors from engaging in diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) discrimination by requiring schools to imbibe the ideology in order to…