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2025

Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald’s In 3rd Round

GREEN BAY, WI — After free falling out of the first two rounds, Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called as McDonald's drafted him in the third round as a fry cook.After two years playing quarterback at Colorado with father and NFL…

Bonhomme beheaded in tragic “Elbows Up” incident

QUÉBEC CITY, QC – Authorities are devastated to report that Bonhomme Carnaval, beloved snowman and symbol of Québécois pride, was beheaded at a Liberal rally this week following an order from Mark Carney to keep our “elbows up”. “He was…

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