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BEIJING — After a challenging last two weeks, a secret meeting was held by several world leaders from around the globe so America's enemies could sign a petition to bring back Joe Biden.The emergency meeting was called after President…

After Trump's executive order that banned castrating kids, America's gender surgeons have suddenly found themselves out of a job. Sad!Despite our differences with them, we at the Babylon Bee have graciously compiled a list of perfect…

Days after China’s DeepSeek detailed an approach to generative AI that needs just a fraction of the computing power used to build prominent U.S. tools, the global conversation around AI and national security—from how the Pentagon buys and…

ATLANTA—In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured. The…

SAVANNAH, GA—Having had no direct interaction with the man at any time during the process, local event planner Anna Callaway made it through one and a half years of preparations for a couple’s wedding without ever acknowledging the groom’s…

MONTGOMERY, AL—Calling it a “revolutionary way” to experience the full wrath of the carceral state, the Alabama Department of Corrections unveiled Friday a new Death Row Fast Pass that allows convicts to skip the line for…

HELL — Embattled magazine Christianity Today received some good news today, as it was revealed that Satan had renewed his subscription.The Prince of Darkness had been on the fence about whether or not to continue as a subscriber to the…

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. faced critics head-on in his opening statement before the United States Senate Committee on Finance, addressing claims that he is “anti-vaccine” and more. Kennedy, President Donald Trump’s nominee for Health and…

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., President Donald Trump’s nominee for Health and Human Services Secretary, promised Wednesday that if confirmed he will ensure tax dollars will support health foods and scrutinize chemical additives in the food supply.…

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. testifies before the Senate Finance Committee in a confirmation hearing to become Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS) on Wednesday, January 29. RFK Jr. has faced relentless attacks from Democrats and the…