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Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’ - The Onion News In Photos Share Published: March 7, 2025 More News in Photos Explore Tags…

Only Murders In The Building, Hulu: Yes, season four technically came out in August, but we’ve been busy, okay? Nova: Decoding The Universe, PBS: Tell everyone you’re watching this one so they know just what a smarty pants you are. Tomb…

Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test - The Onion Now: Focus [youtube…

SPRINGFIELD, VA — According to sources, recently laid-off IRS Agent Dirk Peasley has landed on his feet with a brand-new gig as one of those Costco guys who stand at the door and check people's receipts before they're allowed to…

The debate at this week’s Air & Space Force Association’s Warfare Symposium focused on a plea to President Trump to "Make the Air Force Great Again." In the spirit of a post-mission aircrew debrief, I offer this experienced intervention…

POTTSTOWN, PA — A long-awaited scientific breakthrough finally took place today, as a local man successfully built a time machine just so he could go back to a time when he had never heard of Andrew Tate.Trent Martindale had no previous…

PEKIN, IL — Utilizing the full breadth of his medical expertise, Dr. Paul Winthrop told his patient, 54-year-old Todd Miller, that he would be able to make a better diagnosis once he reviewed his insurance benefits.Miller, who was rushed…

The “five things I did this week” email just became a weekly task for Defense civilians.On Friday, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth added to guidance he issued last week, instructing the department’s roughly 760,000 civilian employees to send…

“I am staying in this fight” is the message failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris has delivered when asked about her political future, with a run for California governor reportedly not out of the question. Politico cited sources…

President Donald Trump signs executive orders and speaks to reporters in the Oval Office on Friday, March 7. Trump delivered an address to a joint session of Congress earlier in the week, which Democrats shamefully disrupted earning…