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Chipotle Announces Plans To Get Even Worse

NEWPORT BEACH, CA — Chipotle executives unveiled plans today for the restaurant chain to somehow get even worse.After a decade of steadily transforming its once-delicious food into tasteless crap, Chipotle still believes there is room to…

Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend Leaves Him For Lou Holtz

CHAPEL HILL, NC — Sources close to Jordon Hudson confirmed today that the 24-year-old has officially dumped Bill Belichick for Lou Holtz. Rumors had surfaced over the past few weeks that Hudson's relationship with 73-year-old Belichick was…

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