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Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has championed the “Green New Deal,” an idea rapidly gaining traction in Democratic Party circles. The “democratic socialist” from New York has pushed for the policy in alarmist terms: “People are going…

Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke to Leave Administration, Trump Says Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, who is facing federal investigations, will step downfrom the Trump administration by the end of the year. President Donald Trump…

In Victorian literature and later film Sweeney Todd is a man who murders customers at his barber shop, grinds up their bodies, bakes the remains into pies and sells them to people not knowing they are eating another man. In Brazil a…

Share on facebook Share on twitter Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at the weekly cabinet meeting, December 2, 2018. (photo credit: MARC ISRAEL SELLEM/THE JERUSALEM POST) X Dear Reader,As you can imagine, more people are…

BOSTON, MA—Local man Chris Benson reported Monday that he's starting to get really stressed out over all the Christmas shopping his wife still has to do. As Benson relaxed on the couch, he suddenly realized Christmas was just about a week…

SACRAMENTO, CA—The California legislature unveiled plans last week for a new tax on the privilege of breathing. The "Check Your Oxygen Privilege Act" will be voted on later this week. If passed into law, Californians will pay a progressive…

(Morning Star News) – Shakira Wanyenze, a 31-year-old Muslim woman, had no idea that missing a ride back to her town in eastern Uganda from Kampala would change her life. That day, June 17, Wanyenze decided to stay the night at the home of…

Boomer Criticizes Millennials For Constantly Craving Recognition, Attention, Food, Shelter MORRISTOWN, NJ—Local 70-year-old man Paul Peters criticized millennials Monday for constantly craving endless recognition, constant attention, enough…

Share on facebook Share on twitter A 3D printed people's models are seen in front of a displayed Airbnb logo in this illustration taken, June 8, 2016. (photo credit: DADO RUVIC/REUTERS) X Dear Reader,As you can imagine, more…

ARVADA, CO—Upon hearing rumors of the possibility of government shutdown, local libertarian man Hank Stanson reportedly wrote a letter to Santa asking for the entire government to cease operations forever for Christmas this year. "Dear…