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ITALY—Now, here's a timely find: archaeologists have just announced the discovery of the Apostle Paul's "I Voted" sticker, indicating he proudly participated in Roman political life. Evidence suggests the Apostle Paul proudly wore the…

Google Apologizes For Accidentally Displaying 'Don't Vote, You Ignorant Bigot' Doodle To Conservative Users MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—A representative for Google has apologized after the company inadvertently displayed a Google Doodle reading…

Welcome to the Breitbart News LiveWire of the 2018 midterm elections. Democrats need to pick up 23 seats to take back the House of Representatives and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), who is looking to regain her Speakership, said…

(World Watch Monitor) — More than 200 mass graves containing the remains of thousands of people killed by Islamic State have been discovered in northern and western Iraq, according to a UN report that was released on Tuesday. The report by…

Join Breitbart News and SiriusXM Patriot Tuesday night for a special Election Night 2018 live stream. Breitbart News Editor in Chief Alex Marlow will deliver real-time election results and commentary alongside co-hosts Andrew Wilcow of the…

U.S.—Alright, we admit it. We don't have anything left to report on the elections: no new information, no clever commentary, no biting satirical wit. We simply mentioned the midterm elections in the headline so that you would click on it.…

Disillusioned With Democratic Process, More Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor U.S.—As more and more Americans grow disillusioned with the democratic process, an increasing number of voters are throwing their support…

Nation Torn Apart By Routine Election Starting To Wonder If Government May Be Too Powerful U.S.—As the nation was torn apart by a relatively mundane, routine midterm election, just like the ones that regularly occur every four years,…

Man Doesn't Care Who Wins, Just Happy He Won't Have To See Political Ads For A While ARLINGTON, VA—Local man Lenny Martin told pollsters Tuesday that he doesn't care who wins any of the political races today, so long as he doesn't have to…

78 Presbyterian School Students Kidnapped at Gun Point in Cameroon On Sunday, at least 79 students and 3 teachers were kidnapped from a Presbyterian school in Cameroon. Governor Deben Tchoffo stated that Sunday’s kidnapping occurred…