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Jesus Is Actually a Greek Philosopher, New Amazon Documentary Theorizes An Amazon Prime documentary has made claim that Jesus Christ was not a Jew from Nazareth, but rather a Greek philosopher named Apollonius, born in the Anatolia…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a recent press conference, Democrats unveiled an aggressive, surefire plan to ensure Trump gets reelected in 2020. "Every part of this proposal was designed to make us look absolutely insane, making sure that Trump…

GILLETTE, WY—Everyone close to local retired auto parts salesman Bert Jennings knows the man is a staunch opponent of big government projects. He's also a strong supporter of the idea that the government build a multi-billion-dollar wall to…

Swedish Government Tests Asylum Seekers to See If They Are 'Real' Christians The questions the Swedish Migration Board uses to assess whether an asylum seeker is genuinely Christian are “too hard” and are ignorant to what “true…

Scams involving religion are as old as human history itself, and they are not restricted to any one religion. Christianity has seen many scams throughout her times, be they in the ancient or modern world. Some of the most memorable…

Half-Human, Half-Robot Justice Enters Supreme Court, Introduces Self As Ruth Bader Gins-Borg WASHINGTON, D.C.—Yesterday after the United States Supreme Court opened and justices began filing in, a half-robot, half-human with the face of…

Christian Sacred Scripture and Tradition make clear that as long as a man is alive, there is still hope for him to turn from evil and do what is right. This naturally also includes Islamic terrorists. Indeed, the story of our very own…

U.S. Lawmakers Reach Tentative Agreement on Funding for Southern Border Wall Lawmakers came to a tentative agreement on funding for the border wall on Monday just ahead of the deadline that would have shut the government down again.…

Nepal and Bhutan are Hindu and Buddhist kingdoms respectively. They have long histories, ancient cultures, and are violently anti-Christian and tribalistic, and in this way no different than their Hindu neighbor of India. Hindu…

BILOXI, MS—Sources at Biloxi Seventh Baptist Church confirmed Tuesday that the entire church body is still pretending never to drink alcoholic beverages. Based on the church's strong convictions, every member of the church is staunchly…