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JARRETTSVILLE, Md. — A sign that featured a phrase from The Lord’s Prayer has been removed from the cafeteria of an elementary school in Maryland following receipt of a complaint from one of the nation’s most conspicuous professing atheist…

Brought to you by: SAN LEANDRO, CA—Local atheist man Michael Anderson purchased a Powerball ticket Monday evening, claiming "you just never know" if you might overcome the 1 in 300,000,000 odds to win the jackpot, though he's unwilling…

Former LGBTQ Individuals March on LA to Share How Jesus' Love Changed Their Lives A group of people, who used to identify as LGBTQ+, are preparing to take to the Los Angeles streets to declare the transformative power of Jesus’…

Fifty-five people are dead in Nigeria after Christians and Muslims clashed in a marketplace according to a report: At least 55 people were killed last week in Nigeria following a market fight between Christians and Muslims that escalated…

Sudan Releases 13 Christians Arrested in Darfur after Torture, Threats JUBA, South Sudan, October 23, 2018 (Morning Star News) – After torturing them and threatening to charge them with serious crimes, authorities in Sudan have…

Mr. Lunt Checks Into Rehab For Cheeseburger Addiction THE COUNTER—Famed crooner Mr. Lunt has checked into a rehabilitation center after admitting in a letter to his fans, friends, and family that he's hopelessly addicted to cheeseburgers.…

Powerful Category 3 Hurricane Willa Approaches Mexico Mexico is bracing itself for impact as a category 3 hurricane, Hurricane Willa, approaches. Willa is expected to make landfall on Tuesday and is posing serious threats of damage.…

'HEEERE'S JOHNNY!' Cries Crazed John MacArthur Chopping Through Joel Osteen's Office Door HOUSTON, TX—According to witnesses at Lakewood Church, a deranged John MacArthur bellowed, "Heeeere's Johnny!" as he chopped through Joel Osteen's…

Migrant Caravan Grows to 7,200, Makes Its Way Toward U.S. Some 7,200 migrants from Guatemala and Honduras are heading to the U.S. border, according to reports. Early in the week, about 1,500 additional migrants joined the group,…

U.S.—On trans and gender equality issues, the left have increased their effort against the notorious hate group constantly working against them: reality. "Reality has for a long time dictated people's beliefs about men and women," said…