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A Christian man in Australia convinced his wife to commit suicide because she was “too weak to survive the rapture,” which also made him the beneficiary of a 1.4 million dollar life insurance plan according to a report: An Australian man is…

The “Mehmet II” suicide drone A recent warning from the government has come amid heightened terror alerts saying that terrorists may use “unconventional” techniques, such as drones, to attack people according to a report: The Department…

Emmy Host Says “The Only White People Who Thank Jesus Are Republicans and ex-Crackheads” Co-host Michael Che angered some viewers during the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards a line that seemed to mock Christians. The Saturday Night Live…

Russia Blames Israel for Downed Plane, Demands Response Russia is claiming that Syria shot down one of its military planes and Israel is to blame for the 15 killed on the plane. Russia’s defense ministry said Israeli jets were…

For years, people who said that Ernie and Bert of Sesame Street fame were a “gay couple” or suspected them of homosexuality were mocked for being ‘religious nutjobs’ and with other pejorative language. However, Mark Saltzman, a Jewish…

Trump Administration to Reduce Refugee Admittance Cap to Record Low The Trump administration is proposing a reduction to the refugee admittance cap for the 2019 fiscal year. In 2018, the U.S. had its lowest ever refugee admittance…

SPRINGFIELD, IL—As part of her daily routine, local mother of four Lauren Turner lurks in public places with her little ones and ambushes random strangers who mention that they’re even a little bit tired. “OH, YOU’RE TIRED?” she bellowed…

Ratings for Monday’s Emmy Award show collapsed by ten percent compared to 2017, which was already an all-time low. According to the early numbers, the 70th Emmy Awards telecast on NBC sank with just a 7.4 household rating, a ten percent…

NEW YORK, NY—Exclaiming that he’s “finally had it up to here” and “just can’t take it anymore,” local man Eric Hawkins, 37, quit following politics for the fifth time today, sources at his workplace confirmed. “I can’t take it anymore—I am…

In a major and developing story, a Russian airplane has “disappeared” on radar during Israel’s attack on Syria according to a report, and it has been confirmed that Syria accidentally shot the airplane down while repelling an attack by…