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HONOLULU, HI—Community Church at the Shore has found an innovative way to provide an exciting finale to each of its services as well as cull the worship band to only the most excellent of singers: a live voting process in which several…

Category 4 Hurricane Headed Toward Hawaii Category 4 Hurricane Lane is headed directly toward Hawaii. The storm, which started out as a Category 5, dropped down to a Cat 4 on Wednesday. Lane is predicted to hit the Big Island,…

Chip Gaines Posted 1 Photo and Unexpectedly Started an Uproar A Chip Gaines car seat photo has sparked loads of debate on social media. But the outrage has nothing to do with the car seat/stovetop combo. Instead, it’s the nearby pan…

TORONTO—Local man Tim Rubidoux has refused to join a local gym, claiming instead that his membership in the “invisible, universal gym” should be enough to get him into shape. “Yeah, I’m not really into the whole ‘organized fitness’…

Billy Graham’s grandson, Boz Tchividjian, has spend the duration of his ministry fighting against sexual abuse in Protestant churches. In a recent interview with VICE Magazine, he stated that sexual abuse in Protestant Churches is just as…

BOSTON, MA—After spending a long day celebrating the revelation that President Trump likely violated campaign finance laws and fantasizing over all the long-shot possibilities for the President getting impeached, local progressive Mark…

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—After reading the news of Michael Cohen’s disclosure that President Trump paid for the silence of various women he’s alleged to have had affairs with, televangelist Pat Robertson spent the majority of Wednesday morning…

Former Trump Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort Found Guilty of Tax and Bank Fraud A jury in Alexandria, VA found President Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, guilty on eight counts of financial fraud. The case, spawned…

7.3 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Venezuela Early Tuesday evening, a magnitude 7.3 earthquake hit Venezuela near Caracas.  According to NBC News, there have not been any “immediate reports of casualties or significant damage.” The…

Nationalist zeal has engulfed the nation of India, and Christians are living in fear of being accused of a crime or attacked by them. Christian priests and pastors are of a special concern because their office makes them a target for Hindu…