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WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has confirmed to her constituents and the nation at large that she will now be holding a weekly press conference announcing the latest reason she believes that “millions will die.”…

Prisoners in England Sexually Assaulted by Transgender Inmate Four female inmates at a women’s jail in West Yorkshire say a transgender prisoner sexually assaulted them. According to The Daily Mail, the first assault happened within…

Senate Democrats are demanding to review over 1 million pages of material on Judge Brett Kavanaugh before voting on his Supreme Court nomination. But this is merely an obstructionist tactic to push his confirmation into 2019 to harm…

Republican Sens. Marco Rubio and Tim Scott torpedoed a conservative nominee to the Ninth Circuit appeals court on Thursday whom even liberals called qualified for the bench, citing college-era political comments, energizing Democrats, and…

ST. LOUIS, MO—Representatives for Purina confirmed Friday the dog food manufacturer has just recently introduced a new Proverbs 26:11 vomit-flavored variety of its Dog Chow line. Based on the eponymous wisdom proverb that states, “As a dog…

Angela Merkel just recently affirmed: “We can’t rely on the superpower of the United States,” which is just another expression of Germany’s pursuit of independence from the American security umbrella. As we read in one report from…

BINGHAMTON, NY—According to witnesses attending a minor league baseball game Thursday night between the Trenton Thunder and the Binghamton Rumble Ponies, Trenton pitcher Ryan Bollinger struck outfielder Tim Tebow in the back with a…

Share on facebook Share on twitter Smoke rises following an Israeli strike on a building in Gaza City July 14, 2018. (photo credit: REUTERS/IBRAHEEM ABU MUSTAFA) X Dear Reader,As you can imagine, more people are reading The…

Share on facebook Share on twitter Smoke rises following an Israeli strike on a building in Gaza City July 14, 2018. (photo credit: REUTERS/IBRAHEEM ABU MUSTAFA) X Dear Reader,As you can imagine, more people are reading The…

North Korea Found to Have the Most Modern-Day Slaves Worldwide In a study published by The Global Slavery Index, in 2018, North Korea stands to have the most modern-day slaves, a total estimate of 2.6 million in the country. Types…