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On Friday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) commented on President Trump’s handling of Washington Post writer Jamal Khashoggi by saying the president is “emulating dictators,” and “seems to…

The Los Angeles Times reported Friday that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), who intends to become Speaker of the House if Democrats win the November midterm elections, “has quietly been grooming potential successors, among them…

Share on facebook Share on twitter UZI RUBIN: ‘We can make as well. Anything you can do, we can do better.’ . (photo credit: MARC ISRAEL SELLEM) X Dear Reader,As you can imagine, more people are reading The Jerusalem Post…

Woman Graciously Submits To Husband By Allowing Him To Pick Which Episode Of 'Gilmore Girls' To Watch ATLANTA, GA—Local woman Destiny Wilson graciously submitted to her husband's Christlike leadership Friday evening by allowing him to…

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) suggested to the Los Angeles Times Friday that while she intends to be Speaker of the House if Democrats win the midterm elections, she might considering limiting her time in office. The Times…

MATTHEWS, TX—Multiple sources confirmed Friday that a Bush-Cheney '04 bumper sticker on the back of a local truck is still hanging on for dear life. The sticker has survived multiple new conflicts in the Middle East, both Obama terms, and…

Stephen Curry Signs on as Executive Producer of New Faith-Based Film NBA superstar Stephen Curry has signed on as an executive producer for a new faith-based film called Breakthrough. The film is based on a book called The…

PLEASANTON, TX—Sources have confirmed that Pastor Lloyd Hudson of First Baptist Church at Riverview is still referring to songs written over two decades ago as "contemporary." Any song written sometime in the last few decades is referred to…

High School Football Players Pray before Game after Pastor is Barred from Praying with Them After a video of a pastor praying with a high school football team went viral in September, the pastor was told he could no longer pray with…

Banned From Playing Violent Video Games, Local Kid Settles For Reading Old Testament MINNEAPOLIS, MN—After his parents banned him from playing violent video games, local 7-year-old Liam Connor reluctantly decided to open his Bible and read…