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Share on facebook Share on twitter The US Navy guided-missile cruiser USS Monterey fires a Tomahawk land attack missile April 14, 2018. . (photo credit: US NAVY//LT. J.G MATTHEW DANIELS/HANDOUT VIA REUTERS) Syrian media and…

CHICAGO, IL—Attendance records for the beginning of the Chicago White Sox’s season obtained Monday revealed that the majority of Sox games are now being attended by fewer people than even the average Sunday service at an Episcopal Church.…

Call it a pole-dancing standoff between the Siren Stripper and the Leakin’ Lyin’ Nasty Giraffe, code-named “Slimeball” by the highest levels of the United States government. As Stormy Daniels jiggled her way through West Palm Beach this…

NOTE FROM SENIOR MANAGEMENT: Nobody had more respect and admiration for Dennis Miller than Andrew Breitbart.  One of Andrew’s great joys was filling in as a guest host on the Dennis Miller radio show on Westwood One. They were connected by…

Share on facebook Share on twitter US President Donald Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen arrives at federal court in Manhattan, April 16, 2018 . (photo credit: SHANNON STAPLETON / REUTERS) NEW YORK - As adult-film actress…

Share on facebook Share on twitter Yarmouk refugee camp. (photo credit: REUTERS) The Syrian regime is massing troops and armored vehicles to prepare to retake from Islamic State the Yarmouk area in southern Damascus, according…

NEW YORK CITY, NY—According to terrified witnesses, a mutated, 40-story-tall Chick-fil-A cow rampaged through New York City Monday morning, crushing cars, knocking over buildings, and burning screaming citizens to a crisp with its fire…

NEW YORK, NY—Horrifying reports out of New York City indicated that oppressive Christians have begun an all-out assault on secular New York citizens, by attacking them with delicious Chick-fil-A chicken sandwiches. The opening of several…

Justin Bieber Leads Crowd in Worship at Coachella Music Festival California music festival Coachella is going on this week, with dozens of popular artists playing for thousands of fans. Although pop star Justin Bieber was not in the…

97 Missing Chibok Girls Feared Dead After relatives and activists commemorated on Saturday the 4th anniversary of the Chibok girls’ kidnapping, there are now fears that many of over 100 girls still missing will never return home. Of…