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Nation’s FBI Agents Just Want To Get Back To Their Main Business Of Investigating Vast UFO Conspiracies WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a statement to the press Wednesday, Clay Parks, a spokesman for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, talked about…

SACRAMENTO, CA—In a special press conference called Wednesday, Governor Jerry Brown proudly announced the passing of brand new legislation that will allow the state to begin issuing fines on churches for each little plastic cup served…

MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook has announced yet another adjustment to its secretive algorithm, this time focusing on showing users even more irrelevant stuff they never asked to see in the first place. "We'll show you even more of the weird…

On Tuesday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s “All In,” Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) stated that there should be an FBI background check in light of the allegations against Judge Brett Kavanaugh, Kavanaugh isn’t qualified “because of his record on…

Debra Katz, the attorney hired by Christine Blasey Ford to represent her and her claim that Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh attacked her at a high school party three decades ago, is a longtime Democratic activist and donor. Katz has,…

The Austrian government has announced it will grant Italians living in South Tyrol, Italy, citizenship with Austria, an aggressive move that will further nationalism and division in Europe: Italy’s foreign minister has cancelled a meeting…

The attorney for the Palo Alto, California, psychology professor who accused Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault while they were high school students said on Tuesday evening that her client, Christine Blasey Ford, is…

CNN aired a segment about Stormy Daniels’ new book that described what Donald Trump’s genitals looks like on The Lead with Jake Tapper Tuesday. “Lots of books claim to be tell-alls, but they don’t follow through. Stormy Daniels’ new…

U.S.—Show runners for Sesame Street have come forward to deny accusations that Bert and Ernie are in secret service to the Kremlin, feeding information to Russia’s leaders in order to undermine the interests of the United States. The…

(World Watch Monitor) — Two people were killed for failing to recite the Islamic statement of faith when militants, believed to belong to the Islamist militant group Al-Shabaab, attacked their bus in eastern Kenya on Friday. Seven men…