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BOSTON, MA—Local man Justin Fuller immediately fell dead after clicking “I have read and accept these terms and conditions” when installing a new piece of software Friday morning. The Lord and Sovereign Judge, from which nothing is hidden,…

By Theodore Shoebat Like clockwork, it never fails: major governments will use terrorism as a means of empowering themselves, by taking territory and expanding their hegemony. Germany did this with Belgium in the First World War, when it…

By Theodore Shoebat Turkish soldiers, as part of the mission of Turkey’s expansionism, have slaughtered Kurdish fighters in Iraq. In their operations on both Turkish soil and on Iraq, Turkish forces have reportedly killed 44 Kurdish…

Twitter on Thursday addressed the recent controversy surrounding the shadowbanning of high-profile conservatives, admitting users’ posts will be hidden if they follow the wrong accounts. In a blog post published Thursday, Twitter’s Legal,…

NEW YORK, NY—NYPD detectives assisted the FBI in capturing yet another Russian spy Friday morning, having tracked his movements through the city for several weeks. Finally seizing their opportunity, the law enforcement officers apprehended…

ANAHEIM, CA—According to sources present at Scioscia Ave Baptist Church last Sunday, the congregation was invited to stand when the pastor had gotten midway through his seventh sermon point, so they could participate in the traditional…

Firefighters Grab Phones from Beachgoers to Prove a Point about Beach Safety How would you feel if a stranger snatched your phone right out of your hand? Odds are, you’d be angry. But after hearing the important reason these two…

Canadian Man Legally Changes Gender to Receive Lower Insurance Rate A man in Canada has recently changed his gender on his birth certificate in order to receive lower insurance rates. The man, identified as “David,” from Alberta,…

Trump Threatens to Sanction Turkey Over Jailed Pastor President Donald Trump demanded that Turkey immediately release Pastor Andrew Brunson from house arrest. In the tersely worded tweet, the President promised “large sanctions” if…

'Blue Baby' Gets a Miracle When Respiratory Specialist Mistakenly Walks into His Room When a Kentucky couple’s baby turned blue, doctors couldn’t seem to figure out what was behind the “dead spells.” But it kept on happening and…