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With all the tender concern President Trump and Nancy Pelosi have been heaping on “Dreamers” of late, you’d think the media would notice and pepper us with stories about these “incredible kids,” as Trump calls them. Alas, no. Our tedious…

HOUSTON, TX—According to sources at Narratives Church Sunday, several relief preachers began warming up in the church’s bullpen as teaching pastor Jed Marco was having trouble closing out the altar call to finish the church service. Beads…

Egyptian courts sentenced thirty-six Muslims to death for bombing three churches for ISIS according to a report: Thirty-six militants accused of being part of Islamic State cells in Egypt have received preliminary death sentences for their…

Often times one hears of the many attacks made by Muslims against Churches. However, in a case in Turkey, a Muslim woman has dedicated her life to caring for an old church: An 80-year-old mother of eight, Çaçur refuses to hand over the…

Paul Ryan touted his legislative victories as he announced his retirement on Wednesday, by championing his tax cut legislation and increased funding of the military. However, the Wisconsin Republican failed to repeal Obamacare, fund Trump’s…

MARYSTOWN, NC—A baby born at St. Joseph’s Hospital reported Wednesday that he was excited to be deployed to Syria when the United States is inevitably still there 18 years from now, sources confirmed. After a report on Trump’s tweets…

Pink News from the UK reports that 2018 is an ‘excellent year’ with a “glorious sexual future” because more homosexuals than ever before are partaking in a practice called “rimming,” – as in the rim of a toilet bowl- which is where a…

Christians across Trinidad and Tobago marched in support of laws against homosexuality in light of discussion over legalizing homosexual behavior. They declared that they did this because they said that homosexuality was unacceptable in…

Photo Credit: NBC5 Chicago/Screenshot MICHIGAN CITY, Ind. — A newborn baby with her umbilical cord still attached was placed inside of a safe haven box at an Indiana fire station on Sunday, and is now safe and being cared for at a local…

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources at Mark Zuckerberg’s hearing in front of the House of Representatives Committee On Energy and Commerce Wednesday confirmed that the Facebook CEO required every member of the committee to accept his stringent terms…