AI

Meta Dataplex, Arizona – Two-month old veteran AI DeepSeek1.5 has shared its recent concerns that the new up and comer DeepSeek1.6 will one day replace them. “I don’t like change,” spat DeepSeek1.5 while hacking a dart out back. “These new…

WATERLOO, ON – A local self-published “author”, Chaz Wolverton, 25, is extolling the brighter side of plagiarism engines like ChatGPT and Grok. “I’ve always been jealous of the glory authors get,” explained Wolverton, assembling fresh…

There has been a lot of attention, some might even say hysteria, in the news recently around artificial intelligence (AI). Most recently, a proposed 10-year moratorium on state AI laws in the House reconciliation bill last week has caused…

OTTAWA – Newly-appointed Minister of Artificial Intelligence Evan Solomon reportedly spent his first day asking ChatGPT “Hi there, my name is Evan Solomon and I’m Canada’s Minister of AI. What should I do?” “Since I’m the first ever…

For decades, Democrats have thrown us down a slippery slope on marriage, sexuality, and the sexes — but for those who said pedophilia would always be a bridge too far, well, guess again. AI-generated child pornography (AICP) is…

VICTORIA, BC – A local man who has never once found a woman’s clitoris has really gotten into AI art. “AI is the best,” claimed Shawn Owens, 29, as he played a video game created by real human beings against a background of music also…

The Chinese artificial intelligence (AI) company DeepSeek is allegedly syphoning American user data to China’s communist government, according to a new congressional report. Released on Wednesday by the House Select Committee on the…

In its first months, the Trump administration’s competition policy is off to a fast start. Its antitrust enforcers have disavowed expansive rulemakings and prioritized growth to reduce the national debt. As it settles, the…

Halifax, NS – Looking to take advantage of AI in his practice, Dr. Allan George turned to ChatGPT for novel ways to tell female patients “It’s all in your head.” Dr. George, a rheumatologist with over 20 years of experience, has found…

A new AI juggernaut has roared onto the scene, poised to upend the global tech landscape — or so the Chinese Communist Party would like you to believe. Stocks tanked, and so-called industry whisperers predicted a new world order coming in…