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According to a Gallup poll, 94% of Americans reported celebrating Christmas in some way, both with secular and nonsecular traditions. What are you doing on Christmas day?“Shouting at every passing boy to buy me a fine plump goose until one…

The nation enjoyed its most frightening holiday on Tuesday with trick-or-treating, horror films, and costume parties. How did you celebrate Halloween?“I checked the perimeter traps.”Elijah Neufeld, Noise IdentifierHalloween Fact: Did You…

WASHINGTON—Beaming as she entered the White House with a Walgreens bag full of spooky decorations, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly wore a sad little bat headband Tuesday while sitting alone at her desk for Halloween. “Happy…

Start SlideshowAmericans around the nation are buying costumes, stocking up on candy, renting scary movies, and decorating their homes for spooky Halloween parties. Here are some tips for throwing the perfect Halloween…

Start SlideshowMany couples like to get creative on Halloween and dress up as a famous duo. Here are this year’s most popular Halloween costumes.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext Slide2 / 15Snow White and one dwarfSnow White and one…

CROPSEYVILLE, NY—Frantically searching the internet for ideas, local man Jared Walker told reporters Thursday he always waits until the last minute to decide what he’ll end up sitting alone in his house dressed up as for Halloween. “Every…

EVANSTON, IL—Tossing and turning to no avail, local man Sam King was seen squirming around Thursday as his wife placed him in a Halloween costume against his will. “Be a big boy and put it on,” wife Bridget King said as she tried to wrestle…

“I went as the concept of gun control, because that’s really scary to me. But I never really figured out the costume beyond stripping off all my clothes, taping over my mouth with duct tape, and carrying a loaded AR-15. They didn’t like…

Start SlideshowCarving jack-o’-lanterns from pumpkins is one of the most fun and rewarding Halloween activities. The Onion offers tips for pumpkin carving that will make your jack-o’-lantern the envy of the…