alphas

Start SlideshowIf you’re an alpha male, you may be wondering how to sweep your woman off her feet without appearing soft and feminine. Here’s how to dominate your Valentine’s Day without turning into a simping beta.AdvertisementPrevious…

Start SlideshowWhile there are obvious red flags such as being a man who is weak, inadequate, or a good listener, The Onion provides a helpful guide to signs that you probably are a beta male.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideUnder…

Start SlideshowWhile alphas are characterized as dominant, hypermasculine men who always lead the pack, the one person they will always follow is podcaster Joe Rogan. The Onion asked alphas why they love Rogan, and this is what they…