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Republicans Explain Why They Don’t Need Women Voters
“To attract female voters, we would probably have to color the elephant logo pink and give it long eyelashes, and then we’d need to come up with a backstory for her. Maybe we’d call her Enid the Elephant and she’d be a mother of three…
The Onion 5: Everything You Need To Know On January 18, 2024
LOS ANGELES—Maintaining a neutral smile with a slightly furrowed brow to ensure it looked like he was really taking in the sights and sounds, Ben Affleck reportedly kept close control over his facial expression Thursday while watching the…
Ben Affleck Closely Controlling Facial Expression While Watching Trailer For New Jennifer Lopez…
LOS ANGELES—Maintaining a neutral smile with a slightly furrowed brow to ensure it looked like he was really taking in the sights and sounds, Ben Affleck reportedly kept close control over his facial expression Thursday while watching the…
Poll Finds Canadians Think Democracy Won’t Survive Another Trump Term
According to a poll from the Angus Reid Institute, two thirds of Canadians surveyed said they don’t think democracy will withstand another presidential term with Donald Trump in the White House, with 49% of respondents also saying that the…
Aaron Rodgers Leaves ‘Pat McAfee Show’ After Jimmy Kimmel Controversy
Pat McAfee announced that Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers will no longer appear as a weekly guest on his ESPN talk show following statements by Rodgers that late-night host Jimmy Kimmel is linked to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein,…
Honoring National Insurrection Day: ‘The Onion’ Looks Back On Jan. 6
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Americans Explain Whether Trump Should Be Disqualified From The Ballot
Start SlideshowDecisions made in Maine and Colorado to strike Donald Trump from their respective state-level ballots using the Fourteenth Amendment’s insurrection clause have raised the question: Should the former president be disqualified…
Colorado Supreme Court Disqualifies Trump From Presidential Ballot
The Colorado Supreme Court banned President Donald Trump from appearing on the state’s Republican presidential primary ballot, citing the Constitution’s insurrection clause and Trump’s conduct during the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S.…
Trump Says He Would Only Be A Dictator On ‘Day One’ Of Second Term
When asked whether he would use a second term to “abuse power, to break the law, to use the government to go after people” during a Fox News town hall, former president Donald Trump said that he would only be a dictator on “Day One” if…
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