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Nation’s dogs just super here for everyone right now

VICTORIA, BC – Dogs across the nation report that they know you’re having a rough time lately and they’re ready to give you whatever the heck you need, okay? “Normally, my owner wakes me up with words like ‘walk’ and ‘breakfast’,” said…

Report: Turtles delicious, come with [own] bowl

HALIFAX, NS – A shocking new report written by acclaimed naturalist, David Attenborough, and published by unlikelyrecipes.com suggests that not only are turtles delicious, but they conveniently come with a biodegradable bowl. “They’re my…

Local cat gets his best ideas at 3am

ST. JOHN’S, NF — Local cat Barney Gabriel Boudreault has shared that he gets his best ideas at three o’clock in the morning. “They say an artist can’t afford to wait around for inspiration,” says Barney, sitting in a velvet armchair and…

Breaking: Cat apparently eats flowers now

REGINA, SK – Household sources are reporting that, as of 8pm last evening, the cat apparently likes to eat decorative flowers now. This stunning feline development was first witnessed by cat owner Amy Grismund, 28. “Yesterday I picked up…

Real-life Garfield? This cat ate a lasagna and died

REGINA – Boris, an orange Persian cat, wowed his neighbourhood with his uncanny resemblance to Garfield by eating an entire lasagna before dying from diet-induced health issues. “Everyone loved the real-life Garfield,” said Boris’ owner Jim…

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