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Canadian hockey fans prepare to call the 4 Nations Face-Off a brilliant idea or some made-up…

admin Feb 12, 2025

MONTREAL – As Team Canada gets set to play its first game in the inaugural 4 Nations Face-Off, fans across the country are ready to either celebrate a generation-defining victory or dismiss a totally meaningless defeat in a Mickey Mouse…

Leafs announce that making Matthews captain is the best way to distract fans from fact they haven’t…

admin Aug 13, 2024

TORONTO – In a press conference scheduled for Wednesday, the Toronto Maple Leafs are expected to announce that, after much deliberation, they believe giving Auston Matthews the captaincy is the best way to get everyone to stop talking about…

What top NHL trade targets will cost the Leafs versus what they will cost every other team

admin Mar 6, 2024

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Auston Matthews vows to work on his “pass to a guy who passes to a guy who scores” skills so he can…

admin Feb 22, 2024

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Should the Leafs be worried about Auston Matthews’ assist drought?

admin Oct 16, 2023

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Sens fan confident that his bold predictions of success won’t make him look like a complete idiot…

admin Sep 12, 2023

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“The Leafs re-signing their best player is bad for them actually,” says brilliant hockey sage

admin Aug 24, 2023

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Leafs fan only wants most talented player in franchise history to re-sign if it’s at a discount

admin Jul 10, 2023

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Leafs fans sick of current ‘good but not good enough’ team going to love return of ‘we suck and our…

admin May 20, 2023

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Leafs pleased they could find a more creative way to devastate fans than just losing in first round…

admin May 8, 2023

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