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SHELTON, CT—Saying it had severed all ties with the sandwich in the wake of disturbing new evidence from a federal investigation, the fast food franchise Subway confirmed Monday that its Chicken and Bacon Ranch Melt was also sexually…

CANTON, MA—Boasting reasonable prices starting at $1.99, Dunkin’ unveiled a new breakfast menu this week that featured a sad half-strip of bacon on a cracker. “At only 30 calories and with over 1 gram of protein, Dunkin’s all-new Open-Faced…

RICHMOND, BC – A press release from Boston Pizza has announced an exciting new menu item of overpriced cheese and beef that technically qualifies as food. “Boston Pizza is proud to be the restaurant that makes all Canadians say…