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Congress Is Never Going To Fix Ticketmaster If All We Get From Them Are Cringe Taylor Swift Quotes

admin Jan 25, 2023

Earlier this week, Congress held hearings to probe Ticketmaster, which has long been one of the most hated companies in America. Members of Congress were ostensibly there to grill Ticketmaster’s parent company Live…

Award-winning death metal band turns out to be dishwasher full of old nails

admin Feb 16, 2022

STOCKHOLM – Fans of the Swedish death metal band Malfunctioning Whirlpool were shocked to discover that the hit musical group is actually nothing more than recordings of an old dishwasher running a bucket of nails through a wash…

Band reunites to play worst album in its entirety

admin Dec 5, 2021

TORONTO – Yesterday, seminal pop-punk act The Pressgang announced the band will reunite next February to play Elipsis – the group’s objectively worst album – in its entirety. Hardcore fans of the group reacted to the news with prolonged…