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Requirements Trump Has For His Next VP

Former President Donald Trump has yet to announce his running mate for the 2024 election and is reportedly still considering several different candidates. The Onion breaks down exactly what Trump is expecting from his next vice…

Barron Trump To Serve As Florida Delegate At RNC

Eighteen-year-old Barron Trump, Donald Trump’s youngest son, is making his political debut as a Florida delegate to the Republican National Convention in July. What do you think?“I can’t believe the GOP would entrust such a position of…

Trump Scared To Check Credit Score

PALM BEACH, FL—Repeatedly opening and closing the browser window for his bank’s website, former President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that he was scared to check his credit score. “I can’t do it—I just can’t do it,” said Trump, who…

Trump’s Best Excuses For Delaying Legal Hearings

Start SlideshowThe former president has relied on a variety of tactics to slow down proceedings in his numerous trials. The Onion examines Donald Trump’s best excuses for delaying legal hearings.AdvertisementPrevious SlideNext SlideDoors…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stormy Daniels

Start SlideshowAdvertisementPrevious SlideNext Slide2 / 25The Onion: “Okay, fair warning: Donald Trump is kind of our friend, so watch what you say in this interview because we will tell him.”The Onion: “Okay, fair warning: Donald Trump is

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