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Yesterday Albertans overwhelmingly voted in favour of amending the Canadian constitution to remove the section that mandates equalization transfers. As this is a complicated constitutional and political issue, we thought it only right that…

GUELPH, ON – Hey, remember Alex, that guy who always used to play the choking game (aka cutting off oxygen to the brain with the goal of inducing loss of consciousness/euphoria) when everyone else was like dude, that really isn’t cool?…

Me-Wow! When four-year-old cat Miles noticed his owner’s pallid skin and increasingly sluggish behaviour, he immediately clocked the Stage I carcinoma slowly growing in owner Sophia Reinhart’s left shoulder but isn’t about to be the one to…

With about 10% of the population saying they will not get vaccinated against the deadly COVID-19 virus, we here at The Beaverton have decided to follow every other media outlet in Canada and do our own sympathetic portrayal of an…

M. Night Shyamalan is back with a new thriller that blurs the line between fiction and reality as we, the audience, start to question whether we are living on some sort of plain that makes one age fast, or if we are simply exhausted and…

In current pandemic times when binge-watching is basically second nature, the line between what is television and what is reality is becoming increasingly fuzzy. For example: is the state of Texas actively campaigning to deny women, queer…

Thanks to the climate chaos unleashed by global warming, extreme weather is getting more press now than ever. This can put journalists like you in quite a pickle if you’re writing about these deadly events but can’t mention the cause. Maybe…

This is what you want, isn’t it? Just a bunch of facts that you can regurgitate to your friends while you’re out having fun? Well, there’s nothing left to learn at this point, everyone knows everything and now, we’re forced to make up facts…

Father’s day is coming up, and you know what that means: it’s time to buy a modestly priced gift for the enigmatic man who raised you from birth without sharing a single personal detail about himself. So what do you get the man who may or…

In a man’s world, it can be hard to find a win :(. But this #feminist just got a little cheerier because see this sex doll right here? This silicone woman-shaped 46-14-36 vessel for Dick Dannon? Well this sex doll has a mouth! “Not every…