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FOXBOROUGH, MA—While paying tribute to the departing coach’s 24 seasons and six titles, New England Patriots owner Bob Kraft assured fans Thursday that the team was already searching through insane asylums for a possible Bill Belichick…

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FOXBOROUGH, MA—Sharing details about a recent conversation with the former New England field general, Patriots quarterback Mac Jones revealed this week that he called Tom Brady to discuss never calling Tom Brady again. “I had a great…

BOSTON—Expressing his frustration with the franchise’s 1-5 start, New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft told reporters Friday that he wishes there were somewhere he could go to relieve the tensions of the team’s season. “This season has…

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FOXBOROUGH, MA—Moments after the titanic abominations burst from the realm’s mudpits into the brimstone-tinged air, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick bid a legion of monstrous linebackers to find the traitor Tom Brady and crush him,…