Britain

LONDON – In a decision that will surely shake Britain and the power structures of the whole Western world, stalwart veteran PM Liz Truss has decided to step down from her long-held seat of power which has lasted an incredibly long-seeming…

LONDON, UK — After numerous calls for his resignation, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has finally stumbled out of the Conservative Party despite not understanding what he did to piss everyone off. Tory ministers have been urging Boris…

LONDON, UK – In a rare candid interview this week, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II announced her formal plan to outlive heir to the throne Prince Charles, “no matter the dark deeds required.” Her Majesty, who has famously remained neutral…

LONDON – In the wake of The Duke of Edinburgh’s untimely death at the far too young age of 99, British tabloids are wondering how and why his granddaughter-in-law Meghan Markle murdered him. “How did an extremely pregnant Meghan Markle get…

WINDSOR, UK – Representatives of the British Monarchy have confirmed the sad news that the long-ailing cousin of the Queen, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, has died. Prince Philip’s familial relation to the woman who would eventually…

LONDON – The United Kingdom reacted with outrage to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s interview by demanding they, and everyone else, stop saying bad things about their rich mummy. “Rich mummy is the best mummy. She wears hats and carries a…

LONDON – UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson held an urgent press conference this morning to inform those who didn’t already know that his hair still looks like an old hay mop that’s missing some strands. “I just think the people needed a…