British Columbia

COURTENAY, BC – A local vegan has confessed that she, too, can tell her food is vegan. Chelsea Forsythe made the shocking confession after a near decade of vigilant veganism, during which she has become known for her catchphrase, “And you…

VICTORIA – B.C. NDP leadership candidate Anjali Appadurai has been disqualified from the race to replace John Horgan after the party executive found she violated policy by brazenly motivating the constituency. The move comes after the chief…

EDMONTON – Running for leader of the UCP on a platform of ‘Alberta First’ Danielle Smith took time today to give reporters her clear ranking of the Canadian provinces. “Many people think I’m just ripping off Donald Trump by running on a…

VICTORIA – In honour of Earth Day, the BC Government has reaffirmed its commitment to protect the province’s remaining ancient, old-growth forests using a number of varnishes, stains, or sealants. The old-growth forests of BC are…

VICTORIA – After weeks of struggling to adapt their approach to COVID in light of a large testing deficit and a completely unknown amount of infections within the population, the B.C. provincial government has announced a new plan that…

OTTAWA – With large parts of British Columbia still underwater due to climate change-related rainfall, the Prime Minister’s Office has offered condolences and also lowkey asked whether oil tankers could be sailed through the flooded…

VICTORIA – After yet another disaster during which the provincial government left crucial public safety decisions up to a patchwork of small municipalities, the B.C. Minister of Public Safety is adamant that it’s not his job to keep the…

KAMLOOPS, BC – BC Ferries has announced a new service from Victoria to Kamloops, weaving through the newly established inlets and fjords. “We’re proud to be seizing the opportunities that climate change has given us,” said a BC Ferries…

VICTORIA, BC – In an effort to inspire future generations, local roommates Cam Newton (25) and Rusa Ayad (26) have tacitly decided to leave a drying rack of dishes on the counter for an indeterminate amount of time. The impromptu…

SALMON ARM, BC – Anti-vaxxers who stormed three schools in BC’s Southern Interior were excited to finally see what a school looks like from the inside. Those who came to bully school administrators and terrify students wandered vacant…