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(Business Insider) — Whole Foods didn’t break the law when it banned workers from wearing apparel and accessories with Black Lives Matter slogans and in some cases disciplined them for breaking this policy, a federal judge has ruled. From…

NASA successfully transmitted a laser video of an orange cat named Taters playing on a couch to the Psyche spacecraft, the video traveling nearly 19 million miles in a landmark achievement testing technology that could be used to quickly…

TOYOTA CITY, JAPAN—Noting that the policy was clearly stated in the purchase agreement for every vehicle it sold, Toyota revealed Thursday that any babies conceived in the backseats of their cars belonged to them. “If you, as a Toyota…

According to a new report from British think tanks IPPR and Common Wealth, the corporate greed of multinational corporations in the U.S. and U.K. “significantly” drove inflation in 2023, with companies such as ExxonMobil and Kraft Heinz…

SPRINGDALE, AR—Unable to overcome the devastating losses it incurred as a result of that ornery critter, food processing company Tyson Foods filed for bankruptcy Wednesday after a got-dang coyote got into the ol’ chicken coop again.…

Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) pleaded guilty after being charged with falsely pulling the fire alarm at a congressional office building, a misdemeanor, before the House voted on a stopgap spending bill to fund the government last month. What do…

Trolls Explain Why They Love Matt GaetzWhile most trolls are primarily confined to the worst corners of the internet, some, like Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), live to wreak havoc in the real world. The Onion asked trolls, shitposters, and…

Arkansas governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders is facing criticism after a public records request revealed that her office bought a lectern for $19,000, and a whistleblower accused them of altering records to cover up the spending. What do you…

MONROVIA, CA—Announcing that renovations had been made to all 560 locations, grocery chain Trader Joe’s confirmed this week that they had added fitting rooms so customers could see how their food would look in their mouths. “Too often, a…

AUSTIN, TX—Ascribing the decision to prioritizing the safety of the chain’s employees and customers, grocery retailer Whole Foods announced Thursday that they would be closing 6 more stores across the country after a customer tried a…