Celebs

U.S. — An upcoming live-streamed speech by former Vice President Kamala Harris will reportedly charge viewers $25 to mute her.The speech, intended to be a scathing rebuke of President Trump, will cost $25 to watch, but will charge an…

Former Washington Post journalist Taylor Lorenz cemented herself as the world's leading style icon when she called Luigi Mangione, who murdered a healthcare CEO, a handsome and morally good person. That's why we invited her to give us her…

NEW YORK, NY — Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his body went through some unexpected changes, as his cycle apparently synced up with the hosts of The View.Burr appeared as a…

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being announced during the typing of this sentence. This has led millions of people to wonder if their children…

U.S. — Prince Harry has begged for ICE to please deport him to Guantanamo Bay, offering to commit whatever crime is necessary to warrant his immediate detention and expulsion.Prince Harry first approached ICE agents in California to ask if…

U.S. — Disaster quickly unfolded after Kanye West's account on X was hacked by none other than Kanye West. Disturbing, racist rants were posted in rapid succession, apparently posted by Kanye West after he managed to log in to Kanye West's…

MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%."You said these were masterpieces!" cried a forlorn Hunter Biden to his handler. "How come all of a sudden no one wants…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — As crews continued to sift through the rubble of fire-ravaged neighborhoods in the Los Angeles area, one salvage worker made a startling discovery of old photographs that appeared to show Pete Davidson dating Marilyn Monroe…

MARTHA'S VINEYARD — According to sources, Barack Obama has filed for divorce from his wife Michelle after discovering she is actually a woman."I've been wrong...so wrong," the former president confessed to a few close friends soon after his…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre will be exiting politics for good at the end of Biden's presidential term, instead returning to her former job as a salesman at Men's Wearhouse."It has been an honor to lie to you…