Celebs

CLEARWATER, FL — Superstar actor Tom Cruise, fresh off a promotional tour for Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, was reportedly kicking himself after learning that he could have been using CGI for stunts this whole time.Cruise, who…

U.S. — Washington was abuzz with the news that Elon Musk had officially stepped down from his duties as head of the Department of Government Efficiency. Musk said he will now spend his time tackling the much easier job of sending human…

Ballad singer Ed Sheeran is known for his romantic and suggestive songs, but why does he look like that? This question has puzzled people for years.Through extensive research, The Babylon Bee has assembled the following list of theories to…

WORLD — As part of a historic visit to the Middle East, President Trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman reportedly shared a romantic evening magic carpet ride for two.In an effort to improve relations between America and Arabia,…

U.S. — An upcoming live-streamed speech by former Vice President Kamala Harris will reportedly charge viewers $25 to mute her.The speech, intended to be a scathing rebuke of President Trump, will cost $25 to watch, but will charge an…

Former Washington Post journalist Taylor Lorenz cemented herself as the world's leading style icon when she called Luigi Mangione, who murdered a healthcare CEO, a handsome and morally good person. That's why we invited her to give us her…

NEW YORK, NY — Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his body went through some unexpected changes, as his cycle apparently synced up with the hosts of The View.Burr appeared as a…

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being announced during the typing of this sentence. This has led millions of people to wonder if their children…

U.S. — Prince Harry has begged for ICE to please deport him to Guantanamo Bay, offering to commit whatever crime is necessary to warrant his immediate detention and expulsion.Prince Harry first approached ICE agents in California to ask if…

U.S. — Disaster quickly unfolded after Kanye West's account on X was hacked by none other than Kanye West. Disturbing, racist rants were posted in rapid succession, apparently posted by Kanye West after he managed to log in to Kanye West's…