Celebs

NEW YORK, NY — Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his body went through some unexpected changes, as his cycle apparently synced up with the hosts of The View.Burr appeared as a…

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being announced during the typing of this sentence. This has led millions of people to wonder if their children…

U.S. — Prince Harry has begged for ICE to please deport him to Guantanamo Bay, offering to commit whatever crime is necessary to warrant his immediate detention and expulsion.Prince Harry first approached ICE agents in California to ask if…

U.S. — Disaster quickly unfolded after Kanye West's account on X was hacked by none other than Kanye West. Disturbing, racist rants were posted in rapid succession, apparently posted by Kanye West after he managed to log in to Kanye West's…

MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%."You said these were masterpieces!" cried a forlorn Hunter Biden to his handler. "How come all of a sudden no one wants…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — As crews continued to sift through the rubble of fire-ravaged neighborhoods in the Los Angeles area, one salvage worker made a startling discovery of old photographs that appeared to show Pete Davidson dating Marilyn Monroe…

MARTHA'S VINEYARD — According to sources, Barack Obama has filed for divorce from his wife Michelle after discovering she is actually a woman."I've been wrong...so wrong," the former president confessed to a few close friends soon after his…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre will be exiting politics for good at the end of Biden's presidential term, instead returning to her former job as a salesman at Men's Wearhouse."It has been an honor to lie to you…

LOS ANGELES, CA — In what many are already calling a modern-day miracle, the city of Los Angeles was saved after Meghan Markle arrived in the city and began standing around wearing a cap.Residents breathed a sigh of relief as soon as they…

AUSTIN, TX — Bringing a critically acclaimed career to a close, movie star Dennis Quaid announced his retirement from acting to start appearing in Christian films.The fan-favorite actor, who starred in such popular films as The Right Stuff,…